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Sheriff McGyro Sheriff McGyro

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You could say that she...

Has a very flat character.


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Sexual-Lobster responds:

you could also say she was flat as a board

(disclaimer: i didn't come up with that)


FAUX: Chapter 4 FAUX: Chapter 4

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Climatic

Not sure how intelligent that was. When the girl you're protecting takes a blade to the chest, the biggest priority is preventing blood loss - something that's incredibly difficult to do with that type of injury. She took the blade on the left side, possibly causing organ damage, but vitally missing the heart. Despite this, there are still plenty of arteries to worry about and given the diameter of the wound, the issue of rapid blood loss would kill her far faster than any organ damage or otherwise.

Brilliant build-up. While the dialogue borders on being dry and predictable at times, the overall story and plot is noteworthy, as is the quality of art - despite limited animation, which I guess was a trade-off. Will look forward to the rest of the series - especially if the voice-acting on the next episode is pulled-off well.


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George Washington George Washington

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Before there was Kyle Katarn, or Chuck Norris...

George Washington didn't cross the Delaware River. The Delaware tried to cross him and failed, because NO-ONE CROSSES GEORGE WASHINGTON.
When America needed more troops, George Washington drafted the US Constitution.
The Ghost of George Washington haunts all fifty states - at the same time!
George Washington's musket doesn't have a trigger; it fires our of fear of his presidential retribution.
The Devil went down to Georgia - because it was driven out of Hell by George Washington.


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Recent Game Reviews


Riddle Transfer Riddle Transfer

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I couldn't stop playing this game; even afterwards

NO.



Escape Pico's Mansion Escape Pico's Mansion

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Righty-o

Dunno if this was programmed in or not, but you can collect more than one red diamond by simply keying in the code a second time.



Colour My World Colour My World

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I see what you did there...

Central Station, eh? Did you get part of your inspiration from Sydney? it works; as a game it isn't engaging but the artistry and premise are beautiful.


Recent Audio Reviews


[KgZ] Jurs OP 4 [KgZ] Jurs OP 4

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Bravo

It all matches, it is successful in portraying particular 'feel' within the music. Goodness, I feel like I'm in an elevator, almost. One mark off because the bass is somewhat soft for hip-hop, but then again, it's finew the way it is.



Never, Maybe, Forever Never, Maybe, Forever

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Not Ska, but good regardless

Of course, I would say that about a lot of songs in this category, so it's a hollow fact. It's closer aligned with garage/indie rock and ska-punk, especially based on the drumming style and lack of piano/keyboards.

I must confess, I am a bit of a music nut.


HyruleanHyroe responds:

I'll agree, at this point in time (early 2006) we can honestly only very loosely be referred to as Ska. However, you're not allowed to judge based on our drum beats, because Jake is crazy and does whatever the heck he wants on the drums, regardless of what we're playing. :P

Hahaha, thanks for the review, mate!


Piano beat. {D.J. Ace} Piano beat. {D.J. Ace}

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Hmmm...

The breakbeat in the drums and style suggests this is not olskool, but it's goo nonetheless. The repetitive-ness of the drums could have been reduced by a few small changes in the patterns, or even silence. Silence is a powerful tool in music.


Ace75 responds:

Thanks for your input!! :D